Dear Monday,
Things did not go well yesterday and I'm requesting a do-over. Here's the justification for said request:
* Got up late
* Couldn't find any pants for work, so went with dress and heels
* Caught a later bus
* Later bus got stuck in super awful traffic jam from multiple-vehicle accident carnage
* Got off bus and hurried to the hospital
* After crossing road and slipping on gloves, found myself slipping on ice (heels + ice = nothing good)
* Continued slipping on ice, on bum, along sidewalk, in front of traffic
* Forgot to mention important tidbit: heeled-feet in the air & dress flying up in my face
* Bruised, scraped and more than a bit humiliated, baby-stepped it the rest of the way to work
* Casualties: one hole in ankle of favorite tights, one sore ankle, one run in knee of tights, one bloody knee, frizzed hair, and one sad girl
And this was all before 7am! So, please, Monday, can I have a do-over?
6 comments:
I hope today was better! Or at least you got to come home to comfy pj's.
oh how dreadful. I feel for you. Hey email me your address so I can send you a christmas card.
What is it with you and ice. I seem to remember something about you and ice on New Years Eve, or was that someone else?
Ohhhh no. All that together was not a good combination, particularly the part about the dress flying in the face with traffic seeing. LOL. sorry, I couldn't help but laugh but I know that must have been awful.
I hope your Tuesday went better...
All before 7am??? That is a awful start to a day. I'm so sorry! Hope your next day was better!
SAD!!! I laughed the whole entry!! I just kept imagining you slip in the dark with a dress on!! SO SAD!!! Sorry I laughed! I hope your Tuesday was better!! :)
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