Pretty please...

Dear Monday,

Things did not go well yesterday and I'm requesting a do-over. Here's the justification for said request:

* Got up late
* Couldn't find any pants for work, so went with dress and heels
* Caught a later bus
* Later bus got stuck in super awful traffic jam from multiple-vehicle accident carnage
* Got off bus and hurried to the hospital
* After crossing road and slipping on gloves, found myself slipping on ice (heels + ice = nothing good)
* Continued slipping on ice, on bum, along sidewalk, in front of traffic
* Forgot to mention important tidbit: heeled-feet in the air & dress flying up in my face
* Bruised, scraped and more than a bit humiliated, baby-stepped it the rest of the way to work
* Casualties: one hole in ankle of favorite tights, one sore ankle, one run in knee of tights, one bloody knee, frizzed hair, and one sad girl

And this was all before 7am! So, please, Monday, can I have a do-over?